Hey guys!! So here’s a play-by-play of what happened on the day I went to visit the set, and don’t be hatin’ on me, even though I know you’re jealous ….. 
Yes, it’s true. The day I had been looking forward to for months finally arrived … Laura was taking me to a porn shoot in LA. I was so excited, not only because I was going to see Justice Young and Billy Glide live in action, but I wanted to see all the behind-the-scenes action, too. Ya know, get the inside scoop. What I saw was eye-opening, to say the least, and I left with a newfound respect for everyone who works so hard to get our awesome content to us. They film over 60 scenes a month! That’s nuts. And we’re talking porn here, where every day is filled with new challenges … and I’m telling you, that ain’t no joke. There’s blood, sweat, and tears on any given day, and believe me … I mean blood, sweat, and tears … and, through it all, I was amazed at the professionalism and patience I saw in Laura, Brett, Tony, and everyone else on set.
But of course, in order for something to be as eye-opening as this was, it’s also going to be so real that it takes the magic out of everything. And that’s what happened. Everything I know and love about porn … the fantasy and the beauty of it all was … well, pretty much destroyed. You might think you want to go on set to see everything shot live, but trust me. The fantasy is way hotter. It was awesome to meet everyone and to … yeah, see ‘em naked, but really … I think the behind-the-scenes is best left just like that: behind-the-scenes. I mean, I love the backstage interviews of Inside Naughty America, but, after watching the actual filming, I say hell yeah to the editing team. But I guess that’s true with anything. The minute you see that the Wizard of Oz is just a little man behind the curtain … poof. The magic is gone and the illusion is shattered, but at least for a brief moment you got to experience the bright lights, the yellow brick road, and all the grandeur. And in my case, a bunch of naked people fucking each other. It was awesome.
My day began at Starbucks around 8 am with Laura and she devil, and before we even got to the set, Brett called to say the first girl for My Sister’s Hot Friend, had canceled. While she devil and I ordered coffees, Laura got on the phone to find a replacement, scrambling at the last minute to do so … again. She tells us this happens all the time, and it sucks because Laura hires the girls she wants and the plot scenarios are written with those girls in mind, and then, more often than anyone would like to know, we get stuck with whatever girl shows up. And she doesn’t look like we want her to look, or she’s new and very green, or, because she didn’t know she was going to work that day, she hasn’t shaved her pussy or even her legs. Such is the life of a porn producer, and Laura handles all of it with perfect grace. Really. I don’t know how she does it, but I sure see now why her schedule of scenes is written in pencil.
Once we’re on set, people start showing up around 9 am, but the replacement girl Laura has hired doesn’t get there until 9:30. Her name is Rachel, and she appears to be very nervous and scared. She’s only done a couple scenes before, and she just happened to be in her agent’s office filling out paper work when Laura called, so off she goes to work … completely unprepared. I mean, I know how I feel when I go out at night with unshaven legs, not thinking I’m going to meet anyone I want to take home, and then bam … there he is in the bar and I’m not ready. So I can only imagine what this girl must be thinking.
At 10 am though, I completely forget about the girl because Justice Young walks in the door. Wow, he is hot. But hot’s not even the right word. I’ve seen him in a few Naughty America scenes and have always thought he was hot … with Jada Fire in My First Sex Teacher and Penny Flame in Diary of a Nanny … but neither of those scenes prepared me for seeing him in person. He’s taller and more beautiful than I thought, and when he opened his mouth to speak, both she devil and I melted. His voice is deep, sensual, and soothing … so sexy and slow that it absolutely resonates with sex. Yum. Just imagining him whispering in my ear makes my panties wet … but OK, that’s enough about Justice, as I’m sure you guys aren’t reading this to hear about him, but Justice, if you’re reading this … call me, k?
So … Sexy Tony calls Laura from the other set … Brett and Tony both are shooting two scenes each today, and we’re going to try to get to both sets before the day is over … but Tony’s calling to report a missing girl from his first shoot, so the day isn’t really starting off well. Tony ends up having to cancel his first shoot and wait for the second one, which is a huge fucking waste because he’s shooting on location at a very expensive house … all for nothing. Oh well, at least we got a replacement girl for Brett’s morning shoot, and Rachel is cute with huge boobs and a nice booty.
While Rachel is in make-up and taking her pretty girl pictures, I of course begin flirting with Justice. I tell him I’m going to figure out a way to trip the girl and knock her out so I can stand in and do the scene with him. Maybe I’ll spill some baby oil on the floor when no one’s looking or drop a banana peel? Yes, I’m being a total dork. He laughs and looks at me like he has no idea what to make of me, wondering if he should take me seriously. He totally had this look of … who is this girl? What a weirdo. Is she for real? I don’t know if he was afraid of me really, but he was definitely perplexed. But I think he thought I was cute and I made him laugh, so I felt good about that. 
I offer my services as a fluffer to pretty much the entire cast and crew. Ya know, just in case anyone needs anything because I want everyone to know I’m there to help. I want to pull my weight and make myself useful because I’m a team player, so really … whatever I can do. Eric Masterson tells me that he could use a fluffer, even though he’s not even shooting anything today. Eric is really funny, and he’s on set learning the ropes with Brett because he’s going to start directing for us soon, which is really exciting because he’s so creative in his scenes that I know he’ll really be great at it. Stay tuned for that.
So the scene begins and damn … I quickly realize it ain’t easy being a porn star. I have mad respect for those who can fuck in front of so many people. Self consciousness goes out the window, and there must be an incredible sense of freedom in that. And the guys … it’s so impressive how they can stay hard for hours, take breaks, deal with people watching them, and be up (pun intended) for whatever happens with the girl. In this case, the girl was very new, so there were a few issues that made things more difficult for Brett and for Justice, and I was amazed at the amount of patience they both had. I won’t go into all the details here, but it can get down and dirty in there, fellas.
But one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard is when Rachel was sucking cock to get Justice hard and turned to Brett and asked, “Don’t you guys have fluffers for this?” WTF!!!!! Brett just glared at her with this evil look of death, and Laura pulled him away before he could say anything, which was a good thing because he probably would have sent her home immediately. But I’m standing on the sidelines, thinking to myself: “That’s YOU, lady!!!!! You’re the fluffer!!! Do your fucking job.” I was so annoyed, and I felt bad for Justice. I knew I should have knocked that girl out when I had the chance. Yeah, my one regret of the day is that I really should have been there for Justice and done the scene because I sure as hell wouldn’t have let anyone else near his dick for the blowjob, much less ask for someone else to do it for me.
Then we’re off to Tony’s set to check out his afternoon scene with Billy Glide, and oh boy … I’ll save that for my second installment. Stay tuned …..
With one foot up on his shoulder Anthony enters her missionary but he isn’t done kissing her yet…he goes back to eating her pussy and kissing her toes…he does a great job of teasing Olivia…pulling his cock all the way out of her pussy and then ramming it back deep inside her! He asks for her to teach him and Olivia climbs on his lap cowgirl…she bounces and grinds on his young hard cock….Anthony slides out from under her and sits on the floor ….he asks her to smoother him with her pussy!!! She does what any mature woman would and sits on his face!!! Get yours girl!! 
